Bang Van 8 Description: "It was hotter than fucken hell that summer, so…of course what better place to take the Ban Van than to the middle of the desert. Hot weather and cold beer. What better combo to hunt for tits.
"Chelsea – Right around the corner from the office is cowboy bar. Since it was a Monday morning you can still find remnants from the Sunday night drunks hanging around. Sure enough, we found one that had been rode hard and hung up wet and all ready for another round. Toss on the saddle boys cause we’re takin’ this whore for a ride. In and out of all her holes them Bang Vanners took their stiff hard poles.
"Sierra – That stupid young production assistant of ours severely under-supplied the beer so we had to stop on Pear Blossum Highway to retank. Not only did we get more beer, but we found Sierra, who was king of stuck after hanging out at one of those all-night, desert raves. Nothing like saving a damsel in distress so you can stick your cock up her ass. This little party animal was a real cock hound!
"Jamie – We found a really miserably hot place in the desert to park and get down to some serious partying. Well, what do you know, we found some blonde slut named Jamie. She was hanging out with some dirt bike buddies of hers. Come on in and have a cold one, we said to her. Jamie came in and got three hot ones instead!
"Tiffany – The desert is not a good place to find yourself stuck on the road hitchhiking. And that’s right where we found Tiffany. Apparently some dude tossed her out of the car for being a whore and lipping off to him. I don’t get it. Tiffany is a perfectly good whore and was totally into fucking the strangers who picked her up. Oh…maybe that is why she found herself kicked out of the car."
