Roger's Rating:

JM Productions is known for being an edgy porn company that isn't afraid to try new things. They seem to have come up with something new this time. I'm not sure that the movie will be all that original, but they've made up a new word for the title. I think it's safe to say that Girlvert is simply a Girl Pervert. (Sort of like a Himbo) Keegan Skky is the lead character. She's a cute little thing with a punky look and a tight body. I've seen her in a few movies and been impressed. Is she hot enough to warrant a whole new word, but it should be fun to see what she can do.

Keegan starts the movie on the streets of Hollywood. She stands out because of her blue hair and her hot little body. As she cruises, Keegan picks up a homeless girl (Gabriella Banks) on the street. The chick is begging for change, but Keegan offers to take her to lunch. After wolfing down a few chili dogs, the chick wants some beer. They go back to Keegan's place and the nice girl act goes right out the window. Yes, the thick Hispanic babe can have beer, but she's going to have to earn it. She resists for a little bit, but realizes that she has no choice but to let them have their way with her. Keegan spits in her face and then has Mr. Pete and Rick Masters start fucking the girl in the mouth. They bend Gabriella over at the waist and fuck her at both ends. Keegan wants to hear her choke and uses a fat strap on to keep her new toy in line. That's not enough so she uses a pump up anal toy to make her big ass expand. That is more than she can handle so they DP her dimpled derriere instead. Putting her into piledriver, Pete slams her ass, Rick pumps her face while Keegan trash talks the plump victim. There is a lot of spitting here and Gabriella gets her ass totally ripped by both guys. She takes both loads onto her face, but stays tight lipped and doesn't look thrilled as Keegan licks the jizz from her cheeks.

Keegan is sitting in her office ready to meet some new talent when Alice comes in. She's a pretty decent looking brunette with a thick accent and, holy crap, a great set of natural tits. A little thick around the middle, Alice is still the kind of girl Keegan can use. Keegan puts on some gloves and then inserts the expandable bulb between Alice's cheeks. She is able to take a lot of pumping and then Keegan pulls the thing out. OK, that's freaky.

Having passed the anal expansion test, Alice joins Keegan for the next phase of her initiation into porn's underbelly. If you want to be a porn chick, you have to suck some pretty shabby looking dick so Alice gets to work. Without any hesitation, she stuff his cock into her mouth and shows just how ready for porn slut-dom she is. Keegan is right there to lend a hand and even uses a strap on to throat fuck Alice before her ass gets used. They don't even bother with her pussy, but Alice takes it just fine. When the guy has pumped the butt for a while, Keegan uses her bigger fake cock to really bust those buns. Nice girl on girl action in piledrive with Keegan squatting over Alice to fill her. The guy takes over and pretty soon they give her a DP her for a while. There is more more spitting, a lot of trash talking and some more double drilling. She holds Alice's mouth open for the pop shot.

When Keegan makes her way to Chinatown, you know it's only a matter of time before she finds a babe to abuse. Sin-Nye tells Keegan where she can get some good egg rolls, but refuses to go to lunch with her. He offers her a ride and makes a quick stop at her friend's house. Sin has no idea that she is about to meet Chris Charming and Pat Myne. She is a little shy at fist, but doesn't run away when Keegan breaks out the pump. In fact, she happily undresses and bends over between the guys. They pump it up to 16 and then do some creative editing when they pull it out. With that out of the way she starts sucking cock. Keegan keeps up the trash talk. This is hot, but would someone please tell Pat to shut the fuck up. Sin isn't at all shy about sucking both guys off or about letting them have at her tight young pussy. She looks pretty good from most angles, but those dark scars under her tits are pretty nasty looking. Keegan offers some help from her mouth, keeping one cock busy while the other stretches Sin's ass until it gapes a bit. Placing her boot onto Sin's head, Keegan then uses her big strap on to slam fuck that Asian ass. Chris shoots into Sin's mouth, but Pat saves his load for the Girlvert herself. Keegan gets short changed a bit in her own movie, but manages a short, high energy blowjob and fuck scene. Pat pounds the little punk girl's ass in piledriver, making sure she can take all the things she did to the other girls. (Short of the pump that is.) As much as I like girls talking dirty, I swear that if I had to listen to her screech for more second I was going to smash my TV. Thankfully Pat shoots a load in her mouth, quieting Keegan and closing the flick.

Keegan Starr is certainly about as perverted a young chick as we could hope to see. Her blue hair, boots and punk outfit are appealing in a lot of ways and she really is a hot little fucktoy. The focus really isn't on Keegan though, but on the chicks she picks up and helps to abuse. Sadly, the chicks she picks up just aren't that got. Gabriella is a chunky babe with a cute enough face who either plays her part well or really just doesn't feel like being used by Keegan's creepy friends. Sin Nye is kind of cute and does some great anal, but none of the side girls are as hot as Keegan can be. This movie gets points for originality and for being down and dirty. Now if JM can just give Keegan some A List girls or some ex-Vivid Contract chicks to abuse, we might have something really hot.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM