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Grind Movie
Grind Description:
TRADE-IN
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Starring: Shanna McCullough, Krista Lane, Mike Horner, Jon Martin, Nikki Knights, Brooke West, Gayle Sterling, Billie Dee.
There's not a lot to say here. Shanna McCullough does a terrible job trying to convince the audience she's sexually repressed (why do these screen writers come up with this kind of crap?). The sex, from all of the performers is pretty much same-old-same-old, so no, I'm afraid nobody does really anything worthy of prise.
There is one funny bit, though: at one point, mike horner, who is supposed to be married to shanna, gets into a fight with her and he ends up been tossed out of the bedroom. There's just something about watching these losers getting the boot that's just darn funny! Had it been Randy West it would have been worthy of a pant-peeing.
While this flick goes a little bit further than the average 5 scene stinker (they seemed to work a little bit more on the plot than on anything else), it just doesn't cut it due to the predictable ending.
Mike Horner complaints that his wife, Shanna, is sexually repressed. A couple who are friends with Mike and Shanna offer assistance (of course!) and eventually, oh surprise! Shanna not only overcomes her repression, but becomes an on stage sex performer.
This is the same fucking plot you'll find each and every time there is a "my wife is frigid" porno video.
Yet, the plot seems to be a little more elaborated than the usual 5 scene crap, so it does almost reach the line that separates good from mediocre.
It's OK. Since one of the characters is supposed to be sexually repressed, this holds back a lot of what could be potentially good action. The rest of the stuff is just your average American taped sex.
Mike Horner getting his ass booted. The mere idea is just so god damn funny!
The rest is pretty much ho-hum, so there really is no point in elaborating.
The fact that while they worked so much on the script it ended up being predictable. This is one of the reasons why porn producers should really stop bothering with plots. It never works!
It should get a It focuses too much on the plot and not enough on the sex. In porn it should be the other way around.
Posted By Reviewer, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Grind DVD
Custodian Of Records Grind DVD
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Grind DVD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Grind DVD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Grind DVD or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Grind DVD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Grind DVD label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: C. Mann, Custodian of Records, Metro Interactive, 9327 Deering Avenue, Chatsworth, CA 91311. Metro Interactive hereby certifies that Grind DVD Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Grind DVD may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Grind DVD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Grind DVD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Grind DVD Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Grind DVD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Grind DVD label appears are archived for and on behalf of DVD Rentz by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: C. Mann, Custodian of Records, Metro Interactive, 9327 Deering Avenue, Chatsworth, CA 91311. Metro Interactive hereby certifies for and on behalf of DVD Rentz that Grind DVD Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and DVD Rentz may here upon rely.
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