Roger's Rating:

I think that Taryn Thomas' recent win at the FAME Awards makes her inclusion in this movie appropriate. After all if we are going to throw words like “whore” around then we might as well be talking about the “dirtiest girl in porn.” How does a woman like that earn her title? We are about to find out. Somehow I don't think four guys will slow Taryn down. I also don't think it will matter at all to Sandra or Katsumi. These girls can fuck all day and sometimes don't even seem to notice what's going on. Wait, that's not a good thing at all. Hopefully we will see them at their best in this flick.

A quiet afternoon of pool heats up for Strong and friends when Sandra Romain shows up. She is a stripper who can barely make it into the house on her silly clown heels. Sandra sits on the pool table and takes her clothes off. I wouldn't' say she is much of a stripper, but the guys don't really seem to mind. They are far more interested in what she does when her clothes are off anyway. Somehow she manages not to quag for a while, but eventually falls into that annoying habit, killing the scene for a while. Eventually the guys just toss her around and stuff both of her holes at once. Sandra looks really good with two dicks in her and maintains a pretty good energy level. The action is a lot better when the guys shut up and let her do the talking, but it's pretty good from start to finish. Eventually the guys get tired of straight sex and decide to rub up against each other instead. Since we've got a bit gay, it only makes sense that someone would reach in and start tearing at her lips. (Why does it seem that man on man sex in porn always gets paired with misogyny?) The DP footage is really good and no matter how hard the guys fuck her holes, she responds well. Just about the time things look good though, one of the meat puppets always seems to get in the way. (Stopping the scene to try to pry her ass open for example.) They finally shoot loads into her mouth for a great climax. This is a forty plus minute scene that might have been nearly perfect if we could cut some of the shit out and keep it at around thirty two.

Katsumi is up next. People give me a hard time for not ranking her higher on my lists, but she seems to come across as a cold fish in a lot of her scenes. Yes, she will let John shove toys into her ass and lick them clean, but she does so in a way that makes her seem beyond unaffected. It's robotic and that just creeps me out. (It is how I imagine it would feel to pay for sex from a twenty dollar street walker who didn't speak your language.) John has her paired with some guys who are known for showing up with a scrip-reaction and smacking the girls around while they fuck. That is a combination that could easily spell disaster. The guys do smack her ass a bit, but the sex is actually pretty good. Katsumi manages to suck a lot of cock without quagging and looks great as always. For a while, she even seems to be reacting to the way they are double stuffing her well worn holes. There is some really nice footage of her ass getting split from behind. If there is a problem with this scene is would be that it runs a little long and the steam dies down a few minutes before the guys unload in her mouth. Tighter editing would really make this one good.

Jamie Elle is pretty cute and she says that she is ready to take on four guys. That should be quite a sight. As a warm up she drops down and gives a one on one blowjob that is certainly hot and worth a look. Well, it's worth it for about two minutes before she starts in with the throat chorus and just loses me. At least the guys coming in with the boy-chatter doesn't hurt the scene as much when the girl has already ruined it. With four guys to quag on, Jamie takes this scene right down the toilet with seemingly no effort at all. It's too bad the scene is so hard to listen to because this babe is very easy on the eyes. Apparently the guys aren't so interested in how she looks. They fish hook her cheeks pull her hair and look like they are in line to have their fucking balls waxed instead of sticking it to a pretty chick. Nothing like watching a bunch of guys who seem totally bored to really throw a bucket of cold water on the overall heat of a scene. They seem to perk up a bit when the anal starts and Jamie doesn't care what hole they stick their cocks into. If you like cute girls getting DP'd, then there is good footage. You have to put up with a whole lot of other crap as well. This is the worst scene of the movie, but we really can't blame Jamie. It is just one of those painfully typical scenes showing guys who don't really like women having sex that appeals to an audience that despises them. It really bores me when I have to watch stuff like this. It is uninspired and yawn-inducing when it should be driving us into fits of uncontrollable stroking. If you want a highlight in this mess, check out Jamie putting her feet behind her ears for some easy anal access. That's worth a look and reminds us of how good this scene could have been. They finish up with some decent shots in her mouth. Overall this isn't horrible, but unless we cut about half of it out, the bad outweighs the good I'm afraid.

So what is Taryn going to offer us in the finale? She starts out with some nice ass footage as she crawls up the stairs to meet Michael Stefano. They start slowly with a bit of stroking and some sucking as she stares right into the camera. Moving quickly because there are other guys waiting, she stops sucking and starts riding. It is quite refreshing to watch two people who actually seem to want to fuck each other. Taryn moves into the next room where she attacks John's dick and fucking quags like she is channeling Hillary Scott or something. This time around she really wants it in the ass and John pounds away as hard as he can. I love the way she talks and shows off her body while being drilled in the can. In yet another room she finds two guys to fuck at once. Before she can even get them all the way down her throat, two become four and we're in high gear for the rest of the movie. At one point she shoves all four dicks together up against her face and goes nuts on them. Earning her dirtiest girl in porn strokes, Taryn lets them have all the access to her holes that they could want. The guys talk a bit, but seem to like fucking her more than some of the other meat slingers in the movie. (See, the male talent CAN make a difference.) As the guys stuff both of her lower holes, Taryn keeps sucking and manages to do it without stupid fake gagging sounds. The anal action here is as good as any we have seen in any other scenes and without the stupid shit to get in the way, it is easily the most strokeable bit of smut the disc has to offer. Adding to the great anal action we get some nice DP as well. No matter how many holes get filled Taryn never slows down. She opens wide for four big loads at the end. This is easily the best scene of the movie and should not be missed.

There is a lot to love about this movie and just enough bad stuff to make me wish we could edit the thing. It's nearly three hours long and I would imagine that with one hour left on the cutting room floor we would have had a killer two hour fuck fest. The Taryn scene is great and really doesn't have much fat to trim, but the other scenes all suffer from various porn maladies. There is the usual mix of fake gagging, fish hooking and generally non-sexual bullshit. We also get a pretty healthy dose of boy-chatter and a general sense that some of the male talent would rather be somewhere other than inside of a cute girl. All of this crap could be cut out and we would still have more than two hours of kick ass footage so one has to wonder when a gonzo company is going to wise up. That's enough of the negative though. There is more than enough good stuff here. Taryn's scene is really good and should probably have been bumped up to the first slot. Sandra does a really good job and proves that she can handle anything at all. Katsumi gives a scene that is better than I expected and shows off her skills well. I like watching Jamie, but her scene really gets overrun by the silliness going on. So overall I like this movie more than it might seem on the surface. It's solid, but I honestly feel that with some tighter editing, guys who actually want to fuck girls (instead of smacking them) and a lot less boy on boy penetration, this could be a great movie.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM