Roger's Rating:

I'm in the middle of three Extreme/Armageddon oral videos and this is number two. Cocksmokers was a straight forward blowjob movie and clearly this isn't going to be that sort of movie. August Arkham is the latest Armageddon golden boy. Is he just another Kid Vegas or has he really come across something that can revolutionize porn as we know it? I don't know since I haven't seen the movie, but if watching girls lick cum off of dog food is revolutionary, then let's hop that the revolution won't be televised. So who is August Arkham and why would 1001 women want to eat his jizz? I guess we're going to have to find out.

The first way is on dog food. After opening a can of the stuff, August lets Armageddon contract babe Britni sucks his modest member. Brit is a skinny little blonde with tons of tats and a great hunger for cock. (I did try and speak with her in Vegas, but got the total blow off.) She gives head topless with her jeans still on and that long hair in pigtails. After a pretty good blowjob, he shoots his load onto the dog food and shoves her face in while she eats it. Why do I think we've seen the extent of the creativity this movie has to offer?

Sierra is next and she's always fun to watch. This busty black babe loves cock and goes right after August's pale penis. Even though we already know that there won't be a facial at the end of this scene it's impossible not to enjoy the way she worships his meat with her mouth. Sierra gets a lot of slobber working as she rubs her face on his cock and makes a total mess. This time, he shoots on some Vienna Sausages and watches Sierra eat them all up.

Ryan Meadows is a rather average looking babe who is going to eat her jizz along with some pudding. Ryan gives a very low energy blowjob, keeping her eyes closes and moving her lips slowly over his shaft until he fires it into the chocolate pudding cup. If this sight isn't enough to make you gag, then you can watch her spoon some of the horrid mix into her mouth.

Speaking of horrid mixes, August takes on Michele Raven next and I'm really rooting for her to make short work of him. If you like messy blowjobs with deep strokes from less than cute brunettes you might be happy to see her suck, but I'd say the pork and beans are the real star of this scene.

Damn, the women in this movie are getting worse. Rubee Tuesday is a enough to make Michele look passable who is at least wise enough to eat her cum from a bed of lettuce. Brooke Hunter may be old enough to be August's mom so I guess there is a chance she actually baked the cupcake that she uses in her scene. Another forgettable oral effort followed by a freak show clean up. Erika Kole has a cute grin and does a lot of ball sucking in between to the root strokes on August's rod. Her finish is kind of interesting as the redhead downs his dork drippings in a shot of whiskey. (Did someone check her ID?) Bree Brooks is the best looking girl since scene two She flashes great eye contact as she slides all the way down his prick. Since this is the best blowjob in a long time, it's sad to see the pop become a freak show. (With canned peaches.) You know, I used to really like Shonna Lynn. There was something hot about her. Now there is just a lot more of her. Damn, she got huge. Not just porn chunky but downright fat. It's hard to imagine how different she looks. It's almost like seeing that high school cheerleader at your ten year reunion and realizing that she's pumped out 6 kids and is now pushing three bills. Naturally she eats her load off some canned meat. (You know for all the crap I just talked about Shonna, she still has a cute smile and a do anything attitude.) Lola Lane is a nice looking black girl who works Arkham effortlessly until he shoots into a can of tuna. Sandie mercifully brings this movie to a close by sucking out a full load of taco sauce.

Is August Arkham serious about taking this up to 1001? I certainly hope not because this movie is pure freak show. Sure it's essentially a blowjob movie and those things can go on forever. It's the popshots that get old in this movie. I'm guessing that some people will love the idea of women licking and eating cum along with food, so more power to them. For me, and for so many smut fans I know, a good facial or swallowing scene beats watching chicks eat dog food every time. (Besides, a normal BJ movie would allow August to hook up with better looking chicks.)

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM