Bang Van Description: "Find 'em... fuck 'em drop 'em off! Don't bother knockin' when the bang van is rockin'! So here was the plan. We would get a Big Van and drive three porn actors around all day finding chicks for them to fuck in the van. I somehow talked Dave Hardman into coming out of retirement for this. Mr. Pete was just stoned and didn't know what was going on, and Johnny does this every night anyway. So there we were. With camera in hand and no other plans, we set out across the city to fund pussy. Any kind we could get.
"Haley - A young girl who decided to take a ride instead of the bus to her job in downtown L.A. How is she going to explain all that cum in her hair to her boss? What the fuck was she thinking, getting in that van with these losers?
"Julie - This dimwit thought the Bang Van was a shuttle van from the train station. It's a good thing this chick was such a whore or we would have been in big trouble when Dave started beating off.
"Ava - Ok, Ok already. So we picked up a prostitute. Anyone can score with this pig. Wait until you see all the ass fucking she lets us do on her. And we even double penetrated her. We love hookers.
"Misty - This big titted Mexican we picked up out in Fontana was selling strawberries on the side of the road. I don't know what we said to get her into the van but this girl wanted to party hard. Party on cocks that is. So we double penetrated her and then dropped her off in Victorville. Hope she got a ride back."
