Roger's Rating:

Wow, the title of the movie and the obvious comparisons to the Peter Jackson blockbuster leave us open to all kinds of discussion and debate. Is it PC, is it offensive, is it just another clever title to slap on a porn box? How about if we just skip over that, let the trolls on the boards hammer it out and get to the movie itself. Mr. Marcus is on the cover, but he's only around to fuck in one flick. Sorry guys, no mysterious island, no rampaging beast and no Mr. Marcus at the top of a building swatting and airplanes. I'm afraid that this movie stays a bit more grounded and sticks to familiar themes like horny sorority girls, big black dicks and of course sex at the drop of a hat.

We open with Kinzie Jo doing some tease outside. She looks really cute in pigtails, but the picture quality is rather poor. I like the way that it's shot and we get a great view of tight little body. Kinzie is joined by her friend Michelle Sweet. They are in the middle of a contest with their sorority sisters. The object is to find the biggest black dick on campus. Since Kinzie knows Marcus, she suggests they go see him. Wham, bam, time for two little blondes to get a taste of his meat. Both girls do a good job orally. Kinzie looks cuter, but Michelle is a bit more aggressive. They snap some pictures of his cock throbbing in Kinzie's mouth and talk about mounting them on the sorority house wall. (Yeah, like that's ever going to happen.) Kinzie hops up on Marcus and pumps her little pussy down around his cock. Anyone who really likes super pale girls who shave the bush totally clean will enjoy this bit of reverse cowgirl. The energy is really good and Michelle is happy to pop in to use her mouth on his balls or anything else she can see that needs to be sucked. Marcus sends them on their way with a nice load of cream and a few photos to help them win the contest.

Jasmine Tame is next and she does a really good tease sequence. Her little blue outfit is sexy on and when it is gone we get some good shots of her hot backside. Her clothes aren't exactly every day attire, but the guy she calls in for the contest doesn't seem to care. She has to beg him to take his cock out, but he agrees to help her for “school spirit.” (Huh?) He wants to see her big tits and insists that she not take the shots until his cock is hard. Her blowjob is all right and it gets the job done. Once he is hard, she isn't about to let that thing go to waste. She has a nice ass and great skin, but also incredible energy as she rides him on the stairs. When she turns around we get more shaved pussy footage as that bare beaver swallows up his prick. It isn't so big that it can't fit up her ass. The anal doesn't last for long, but it's quite frenzied and he unloads his dick right onto her face.

Liv Wylder takes us back to the pigtailed blonde look. When she strips off her little tank top there are almost not breasts to speak of at all. She finishes her tease and invites another uncredited guy to join her on the couch. He is fine with the idea of the contest, but is more interested in sticking his fingers up her tight little hole. This little cutie keeps right on rubbing her slit while she fishes his meat out of his shorts. She pops it into her mouth and takes every inch down her throat without so much as a hint of a gag. It is tough to beat that kind of great oral action, but she is just as cute as can be in reverse cowgirl. She is very comfortable pumping those legs to get her smooth little pussy stuffed with black dick. Liv sucks it deep one more time to keep it wet as he gets on top and pounds away. With very little fanfare, he turns her over and puts it right up her ass. He gives her short strokes while she holds her cheeks open. I wouldn't say that the anal is all that great, but he's got a huge load that blasts her face and forces her eyes closed. That's a whole lot of cream for that little face.

Holly Wellin is a sexy exchange student who looks stunning during her tease sequence. That body is fantastic and her pussy looks ready to go. Once the scene starts it is hard not to laugh and the truly horrid dialog. I know that we aren't watching this movie for the acting, but come on. Once she convinces the guy to let her suck his cock and snap a picture, the action happens quickly. She shoves him to the back of her throat and gags a bit. Stopping short of the full quag fest, she gets his prick all slick and ready for her pussy. He scoops her up and holds her in the air while sliding his deep into her. I like the action here, but the angle and camerawork make it hard to enjoy. It gets better in mish, but the lighting just seems off. You can't argue with the energy though. He bends Holly over and slams her as hard as he can. After the slow start, they finish strong with some great looking piledriver and another very hot facial pop.

Annika gives us a break from all the blondes. She is every bit as pale as the other girls though and seems ready to end the tease to get at the action. Julian St. Jox shows up. He's a member of the faculty and she wants him in the contest. Popping his dick into her mouth she works it up in no time at all. Compared to the other girls Annika isn't quite as cute or nearly as energetic. It's kind of a bad way to end the movie so don't bother saving up a load for the end. Julian pumps his dick into her and Annika is certainly vocal enough and some of the action is decent. We've just seen much better in this movie.

We never find out who wins the contest or what they win. I realize that it's not all that important in the grander scheme of things, but it points to a problem this movie has. While I like the tease footage, it doesn't fit with the set ups and what passes as a story. They fit in a movie that is pure all-sex, but the whole contest aspect just kind of made the tease seem out of place. It's just an odd mix. I happen to like the tease footage and I like the idea of sorority girls on the prowl for the biggest dick they can find. In the end, it's a decent little flick with a lot of pale blonde girls doing enthusiastic scenes with some decent sized black guys. Give this some bonus points if you happen like chicks with no tan lines and/or totally bare pussies.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM