Roger's Rating:

Fast cars and hot girls. A simple combination that has been thrilling men for decades. It's not a new concept, even in porn, but it's a winning mixture that fits in well with the Gen-X appeal of All Good movies. Personally, I could give a shit about cars, they have never held any interest for me at all. However, I can appreciate a well shot hot rod video, as long as I know I get a young hottie being boned silly at the end. Alex Sanders leads us on a fast paced tour of some of the hottest bods to decorate a driveway or a bedroom.

Alex meets a guy with a very sweet ride. Beleiving he can score with a car like this, Alex takes it for a spin to the mall where he, imagine this, a chick happens by who very much likes the look of his new wheels. Sydnee Steele isn't a beauty, by any stretch of the imagination, but her mico-skirt and little top do make a fetching outfit. He takes her to meet the owner of the vehicle and let's just say this guy needs a car to get laid. Damn, he makes Sydnee look like a Miss America contestant by comparison. Ms. Steele doesn't mind giving it up for a ride in this car, but even this relative dog is way too good looking for this dude. Lack of charisma aside, Syd uses her mouth on both cocks and makes her pussy available for probing fingers. Normally, I would say that a long, slow blowjob like this would be awesome, however, the closer the camera gets to her face, the less likely I am to want to keep watching. The longer shots are much nicer since she really does have a decent body. She ends up taking them both on in a DP that ends in a double facial. In spite being nicely shot, this is a rather slow start for this movie.

It takes a Ferarri to make Sid Deuce's motor purr. This car has curves and lines nearly as enticing as Sid's. (From the neck down, is there are more perfect body in porn?) They cruise by and pick up long legged Shannon Rush and take her for a ride. Sid won't even let Shannon get out of the car before slipping between those skinny legs and munching some muffin. Ms. Rush has a huge clit and Sid makes a meal out of it. If extensive pussy lapping scenes get you going, this scene will work for you in ways most don't. Happy with her work so far, Sid strips down and lays out on the grass so that Shannon can get a taste of what she's got packing. I'd be fine with a taste of that shaved slit and so is Shannon, apparently. The price of the ride for most girls is to be fucked, so Shannon can't get away without being drilled a bit. Sid straps on one and gives Shannon a very sexy doggy fuck. When that's not enough, she fucks the little brunette in the ass with a rather fat dildo. Turn about is fair play, so Sid lies on her side, showing off that big, sexy ass while Shannon stuffs hershaved pussy.

Dee is not only one of the hottest looking women in porn, she is also one of my personal favorites. If it took a hot car to get a smooth sweetie like this, I might just take an interest in four wheeled fun. When she and her boyfriend see a rod they like, they convince Alex to take them for a ride. The ride down the street shifts her sex drive into high gear and that is good not only for the guys with her, but also for everyone watching. Funny how easily she slides right into his lap. (Note to self, should you ever interview Dee, be sure and ask if she has a lot of experience sucking cock in cars.) Nice long closeups of her sweet slit her and the guy plays a little finger music on her clit and pussy. The back of the car makes for a perfect spot to enjoy a little horizontal boogie. (Where on earth wouldn't be a good place to do the nasty with Dee?) They give the shocks a serious workout as this lucky guy pistons her puss neary raw even before Alex returns to get some for himself. With the first guy behind her Dee swallows all of Alex with no effort at all. After taking it at both ends for a bit, Dee squat to take two loads on her pretty face. Very messy, very sexy and the perfect way to end a scene that is just do dick stroking wonderful I can hardly stand it.

Katie Gold barely looks old enough to drive, yet her love for cars is as fully deveolped as her sexual prowess. She tugs on her little dress, trying to convince Alex to let her ride with him. He makes her wash the car, which could have given us the hottest car wash scene since 'Wild Things', but instead we just skip right over it. Oh, lost opportunity, curse you. Riding in the car gets her hot enough to finger herself in the backseat, but we even miss out on most of this action. When they return home, Katie's boyfriend, JJ Michaels, is waiting for them. He happily take advantage of her arroused state, filling her mouth with hard cock. Katie is a first class cock sucker who knows how to work her lips, tongue and hand while still giving us a killer view. After lapping up some of her juices, and no doubt, creating more with a long, tongue bath, JJ bends his girlfriend over and starts fucking her shaved little pookie. The solid slamming he gives her turns Katie on, she still has more than enough gas in her tank. The little cowgirl can ride with the best of them. Her prize for staying on the pony? A good swift assfucking in her tiny little butt. Great anal action capped off by a nice facial. I would drive Katie anywhere, anytime.

While out cruising, Alex picks up blonde, Malitia. She readily agrees to pay the price for the ride. In fact, she can't wait to wiggle out of her dress and show him the goodies. The average looking blonde is quite generous with her oral favors, sucking Alex for a long time before letting him stand her up in the front seat, bend her over and fuck her tight hole from behind. After the last few scnes, this one lacks the required heat to make it stand out. Malitia is not ugly and she is a better than average fuck, but scene can't hold up to a super slutlet like Katie.

True to the title, the rides in this movie truly are sweet. The cars are fast, but not nearly as fast as the women who are attracted to them. Alex Sanders gets to enjoy many of the women and seems to have more than his share of fun driving around in the various hot rods. Dee and Katie Gold are the standouts here. Both of the these women shine both in and out of their clothes. The Sid Deuce strap on fuck is pretty sweet as well. Above average technical aspects, good camera work and just enough editing to keep things looking sharp without being invasive. This is sleek, solid and at times scorching porn. Cut out a couple of dogs, and this would be a must see.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM

Miles' Rating:

Starring: Since the Model T, men have been entranced by fast cars and the fast women willing to spread 'em in backseat of a leather-seated hot rod. I'm just surprised it's taken porn's producers so long to target this fetish. There are so many guys who'd blow their load watching a sleek babes like hot blonde Katie Gold and the anal-addicted Sydnee Steele bent over the hood of a classic car. The cast includes Sid Deuce, hunk Alex Sanders, and newcomer Malitia.

The scenes have a sameness about them. There's no problem with the picture or sound quality. In fact, it's quite attractive to watch. Where else can you see a gorgeous gal like Katie fingering herself in the back of a red 1929 Ford?

If you see eroticism in mixing women and cars, you'll be hard from the opening threesome in a Chevy coup.

I think Katie Gold takes the prize. This tiny, feisty tart gets a slammin' good time on the running board of the classic Ford. When her boyfriend takes her from behind and cracks open her ass, you'll damn near explode. And that has nothing to do with the car.

Again, this is a fetish film that may not appeal to porn fans less hooked on cars.

For the rest of you, a solid 8.

Posted By Miles, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM