Roger's Rating:

As we continue with the Elegant Angel squirt month, we get the third different star in any many releases. We've seen Flower Tucchi and Tiana Lynn do their thing and now it's time for the current queen of gush, Cytherea. I think that she brings less to the table than the other two. If you go beyond the squirting, she doesn't have the ass (or anal skills) that Flower has and isn't nearly as perfect as Tiana. That isn't to say that she is without appeal. She's a cute girl who has turned her ability to squirt (Or perhaps to pee really clear urine) into a full blown porn career. As with the other movies I will give a quick disclaimer. Squirting is not something that adds anything to a scene for me. I don't hate it or anything, but it's just a non-factor. It's a fetish thing in my book and it doesn't work on me. (So let's not even get into the argument over how much of this is just neatly packaged pissing footage.) If you're a big fan of squirt footage then just replace every “distracts from the action” with a hearty “fuck yea, her slit is gushing” and we'll be just fine.

Patrick Collins has a dilemma. It seems that every girl thinks they can squirt better than Cytherea and they all want to be the next Squirtwoman. Cy is busy across town directing and may end up losing her job. (Don't ya love the drama?) She is directing a scene between cute little Kat and super-hung Billy Glide. Watching them kiss and seeing Billy's fingers fill Kat's tiny pussy makes Cytherea hot and she starts masturbating in the director's chair. (Somehow I don't think this would be as hot if it was Collins or Nic Andrews doing it.) Kat leans over Billy's lap and works that fat cock into her mouth. It's too big, but she avoids the quacking trap, choosing instead to moan and give the best head she can. Cytherea steps into the action and sprays all over Kat's face. I don't want this to turn into a squirt-bash, but already the fetish coverage had broken up what was shaping up to be a very good scene. Instead of watching Kat get fucked, we watch Cytherea riding Billy and doing her thing all over him. There is some great anal action with the tiny little Latina taking every inch of Billy from behind. I would rather watch this than Cytherea spraying, but that's just me. The shot from Billy is even interrupted by a shot of whatever that is supposed to be coming out of her pussy.

Cytherea is really trying to make her production company work, but that doesn't stop her from enjoying Lee Stone's big cock. As much as I could care less about her squirting, I do love the way this petite girl sucks a big dick. Of course we don't get nearly enough blowjob footage because there has to be room during the fucking to stop and let her unload every ounce of body fluid she has saved up. Lee knows how to drill and really gets deep inside of the dirty little squirter. There is actually a really good sex scene here because they don't keep starting and stopping for the wet stuff. Don't worry though, he finishes fucking her and gets the gusher gushing before feeding her his own big load.

Patrick tracks Cy down on one of her sets and tries to convince her to come back and shoot a new Squirtwoman movie. As part of his negotiations, Patrick gives her some finger attention. This scene is fine because it's pure fetish. There is no sex at all, just finger play and a lot of wet sheets.

Still directing, Cytherea masturbates while shooting a big chick orgy. There is some nice strap-on action here, but once again the sexual heat gives out when the squirt fetish footage begins. I would probably lose interest entirely if not for the introduction of Tiana Lynn into the mix. I can watch this super hot young thing do any type of scene and be happy. She is featured nicely in this big orgy and outshines even the star by a mile.

Thankfully Tiana joins Cytherea for the next scene. The two girls share Billy's cock in a great double blowjob. Passing it back and forth, the girls stare at each other and seem to be competing for top honors. I know that Cytherea has the awards on her shelf, but is there any question which girl has the better body, cuter face and more impressive skills? (Not in my book there isn't.) Tiana can also squirt and gives a big shot as Billy fucks her. Wet fetish aside, this is still a scene that I like because the sex is very good. Tiana gets fucked really hard and has one of the best bodies in all of porn. How can you not just love watching her ride a big dick? Cytherea is also capable of some very hot fucking so she and Billy are good together. Even with more squirting footage than great sex, this three-way is probably the highlight of the movie. Tiana takes the cumshots from Billy and Cy at the same time. (Personally I would like to have seen her take Billy's good with out the mystery liquid, but that's just me.)

Elegant Angel is still shooting flicks with Cy. William H has Angela and Lexi fucking Randy Spears. They play up a little rock star fantasy scenario with Lexi wanting a piece of Angela and Randy brokering the deal. (They say something about Lexi being Roxanne Hall's daughter, huh?) Though Lexi gets to party with her favorite singer, Randy is really the lucky one here. He gets to sample the pretty young groupie's mouth while Angela licks her from behind. When Angela takes over the blowjob, she ruins it with stupid quacking noises that would be laughable if they weren't killing a good scene. Adding a new wrinkle to the fetish angle, both Lexi and Randy spend a lot of time licking Angela's feet. If that adds to your pleasure, then you will really enjoy a very solid sex scene. Randy pushes Angela's legs back and fucks her hard, but young Lexi steals she show. She's got a really cute body and a nice face as well. With Angela providing the water works, there is no shortage of wet action, including a shot on the other girl's feet to intertwine the fetish stuff. In the middle of all that, there is some great cowgirl for Lexi. I don't know if she really is Roxanne's daughter, but she certainly has the ass to make me think that it's possible. For the big final pop, Randy jerks off all over their feet as they wiggle their toes together.

I think that all the squirt footage this month has finally pushed me over the edge. It just bores the crap out of me right now and is the source of way too much frustration. I like some of the action, but unless you like the “squirt” stuff then you're probably going to look elsewhere for your stroke material. Tiana is the hottest girl in the movie and she is always worth watching. She and Kat make their scenes worth watching, but in both cases, the spray footage gets in the way of the hot sex. For squirt fans it is a non-stop waterfall of fluids. For people looking for a good stroke flicks, it just doesn't provide enough action without the water works.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM