Roger's Rating:

As blowjob series go, this one has one of the funniest titles around. How many guys haven't wanted to say this to a woman at some point? It may not be politically correct, but hey, if you add a nice little please at the end, it ain't so bad. Of course, if you add 'Bitch' to the end, it completes the thought just fine. In typical Toxic fashion, the cast is filled with women who are more than comfortable with a big cock in their mouths. That's the key to a blowjob video, so we're off to a good start. With fifteen scenes of basically the same thing, I'll try to hit the highlights. (And based on the credit sequence, there are going to be plenty of highlights.)

Sindee Coxx starts things off with a new twist on working out. She stands in front of the treadmill, waiting to reward her man for sticking with his exercise routine. Lucky for her this is just a movie and she's not fishing a sweaty stick out of his shorts. Check out the skills, Sindee gets him out of his pants while he is sill moving on the t-mill. Once she gets those lips working on his rod, it's a matter of moments before he is at full mast. This blonde has great oral skills and a sexy, slutty look in her eyes that is more than a little bit appealing. When her mouth is stuffed with cock, she is talking dirty to the camera, making this a very enjoyable blowjob to watch. (In spite some mysterious wood troubles by the stud.) Her fingers keep working on her pussy as Sindee inhales cock like a woman born for porn. A nice looking facial is taken with a smile and will probably elicit similar reactions from the audience.

Liza Harper is one my favorite stars for blowjob movies. Her eyes are super sexy and she knows what to do with a dick in her mouth. One problem though. She is reading AVN and says it makes her so horny she just has to suck dick. Come on, who gets horny reading AVN? Pulling his cock aside, Liza pays special attention to his balls, rolling them around in her mouth. In between sucks on his swollen head, she gives us a little bit of French dirty talk. Actually, she could be ordering lunch, but it sounds like sex talk, so who cares? She stands, bent at the waist and lets him fuck her mouth until his cock is buried to the root. Very nice looking. Her reward for a job well done is a thick coating of cock cream on her waiting tongue. Great eye contact during the pop shot. Liza sucks, but in a very good way.

Bobbi Bliss says she likes a big cock in her throat when she is in the sauna. (Who writes this stuff?) This nasty little slut has a very deep throat and stuffs it full of big cock right out of the gate. She works a fat dildo into her pussy while sucking cock, keeping both ends jammed full of prick. With most of the cock in her throat, there isn't a lot of room for hand action, but Bobbi knows how to mix it up. A bit too much drool for my taste, but a very hot blowjob nonetheless. Curled up with her toy buried in her pussy, Bobbi strokes, sucks and begs for a big load on her face. This girl is filthy and we have to love her for it.

Johnni Black is absolutely one of the sexiest women in all of porn. Built for sin, this blonde could probably crush the life out a man faster than he could say ?Shut up and Blow Me? but instead she puts those thighs to good use in smut films. Going to the refrigerator, she takes out a can of whipped cream and proceeds to show us all the best use for such sweet treats. Putting a dab on both nipples, Johnni looks like a delicious slut-sundae. The natural progression is to have Johnni cover the cock with cream and slowly lick it off. Big cocks don't even phase Ms. Black. She just takes it deep in her throat and stares into the camera with those eyes that seem to beg us to come through the screen and fuck her deep into next week. She takes his cum and licks it up like sweet cream.

Leeanna Heart looks like a tiny body supporting a massive set of fake tits. What's the joke about Jennifer Love Hewitt? She has become a life support system for her breasts? Well, that certainly is true of Leeanna. Those things are massive and she looks like toothpick woman. Still, she has a cute face and eagerly opens up her mouth for a taste of dick. It's a little surprising and quite impressive how deep she can take his cock. For pure deep throat action with a super cute face, you aren't going to find many scenes that are one tenth this hot. That pretty face gets splattered in good. Big boobs aside, this little girl can suck and looks fantastic.

Randi Storm looks pretty damn cute in her green and yellow cheerleader uniform. The big boobed blonde may or may not have ever been a cheerleader, but she certainly enjoys the attention her body gets. Randi gives her all any time a cock gets close to her and she easily swallows every inch this guy gives her. Lifting her sweater, the blonde cheerleader uses her big tits to keep things interesting for this lucky stud. Great first person tit fucking mixed into this blowjob and plenty of hot talk from Randi. Finally, she strokes him right onto her waiting tongue, getting her smiling face all covered in cum and making the high school fantasies of every male in America come true.

Another American fantasy is to fire spooge all over the face of a pretty, classy Brit who looks like nobility, but fucks like a ten dollar whore. OK, so that's probably just my own personal fantasy, but it sure works. Nici Sterling crawls up the stairs to take a cock in her beautiful mouth. I love her voice so much, I could enjoy her just talking, but it would be criminal to deny the world the sight of this lovely woman sucking cock. Pretty girls sucking dick is a great thing to look at, but Nici does more than just look good. She actively sucks cock, making sure every guy watching is squirming in his seat, wishing he could feel the way her long tongue snakes out to caress the shaft. Nice mixture of ball sucking, deep throat and hot talk in this scene. Oh yeah, and the eye contact will leave many of you with stained shorts. Nici is just too fucking hot. Of course, seeing her happily take a big load of cum on her beautiful face is just the prefect way to end this great scene.

Heather Hornay (Jessica Jewel) is all curled up nice and cozy in the bed. Lucky for her man, a night of romance and cuddling starts out with a wet, hot blowjob. This woman nearly busts out of her bra. (I hope she uses those babies during the scene.) Heather just loves the taste of cock and can take it deep with relative ease. She also likes to take it out, rub the head along her lips and whisper dirty things to the camera. This woman knows a thing about two about pleasing men with her mouth and most of it is on display her. Nice shot of Heather on her back, letting the guy fuck her face while we stare up between her spread thighs at her huge tits and wonder where she hides all that man meat. Heather strokes a big load out on her face and licks up every drop she can find.

Dakota, Alyssa Allure, Alexandra Nice, Mila, Temptrest, Alexandra Silk and Emily Jewel also open wide and take cocks down their throats. Only Dakota fails to bring the heat, but I just ran out of room. Fourteen blowjob descriptions is just too many for even me. Emily is very beautiful, the Alexi are wonderful performers (And Silk is one of the best talkers in the biz.). Mila and Alyssa are both dirty girls who know how to suck and swallow. This is a very hot DVD, filled with first person blowjob fantasies. Anytime you have pretty girls, on their knees, talking to the camera and doing their best to make cocks explode with their skilled mouths, you know I am going to watch closely. This is incredibly well shot oral sex movie, filled with some of the best cocksuckers in the business. Tons of wet facials and a lot of post pop shot, cum play make this one of the very best blowjob movies on DVD.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM

Kazmeyer's Rating:

Starring: Boy, what a title, eh? When I was handed this one to review, my first thought was, "My kind of tape. " This one stars an amazing bevy of actresses. . . Sindee Coxx, Dakota, Liza Harper, Bobbi Bliss, Johnni Black, Alyssa Allure, Leeanna Heart, Alexandra Nice, Randi Storm, Nici Sterling, Emily Jewel, Alexandra Silk, Temptrest, Mila, and Heather Hornay. Just watching the opening sequence is an experience. The basic formula of this tape is simple - it's supposed to be POV, so the girls open each scene talking to you about why exactly they're about to give you a blowjob. The come-ons range from romantic to demented, but hey, if you buy a tape called "Shut up and blow me!" for the story, there's something extremely wrong with you. "You" are represented by various male actors, none of whose faces are ever visible.
The video opens with Sindee Coxx, who uses her oral abilities as a reward for diligent exercise. This cute little blonde actually starts the blowjob while her fellow is walking on a treadmill. He soon forgets about exercise, though. She does some nice no-hands work, and then takes the facial with a "thank you". Very nice.
Next is Dakota, who performs in front of a huge video screen. It's amazing how much she reminds me of Jennifer Tilly from "Liar Liar" in this one. Her scene is very wet, and she shows off her deep throat abilities before eagerly taking the facial. Next we see Liza Harper, who's gotten horny from reading AVN. Sure thing. But any excuse for a blowjob will do, and she shows off her rather impressive oral talents, spouting a lot of French along the way. A nicely erotic scene with a messy ending.
Next, Bobbi Bliss gives us the only non-oral action in the tape, pleasuring herself with a huge toy while going down on her man in the sauna. She uses the stud in her tongue to maximum effect here. One of the best scenes on the tape. Next, Johnni Black breaks out a can of whipped cream with predictable messy results. A good scene, but fairly unremarkable. After that, we're invited to play in the mud with Alyssa Allure. She tends toward the nasty end of things, snorting like a pig and spitting at the camera at the end, and almost gagging herself. Very wild.
Next, Leeanna Heart greets you in a funky stars-and-stripes stripper's getup. She loves to show off her tongue stud, and takes a messy facial at the end. Next (damn, there are a lot of scenes) we have Alexandra Nice working out on several exercise machines before moving to her favorite machine of all. She's beautiful, and very talented, but I have to imagine a handjob using those exercise gloves has got to chafe a bit. Her man isn't arguing, though. This is, IMO, the best scene of the entire flick.
Next, cheerleader Randi Storm is interrupted in practice and decides to practice somwmething else. A nice poolside scene with a very enthusiastic actress.
Next, we get Nici Sterling crawling up a flight of stairs in a slinky dress and talking dirty. Yowza! Nice accent. She does excellent oral work draped all over the stairs, and doesn't shy away from the facial. Emily Jewel is another Euro starlet, a buxom blonde in what look like PVC hot pants. She gives a very wet and messy blowjob. and takes a voluminous facial. After this, we see Alexandra Silk serving tea in lingerie. She turns in afantastic performance, literally gagging herself. For the finale, she has him fill one of the small teacups and drinks it.
Next, Temptrest (yes, with a t) sensuously eats a Twinkie (tm) before moving on to her man. . . this fresh-faced starlet isn't a stranger to oral work, let me tell you. After another wet blowjob, she finishes her snack. Very messy.
Next, Mila is upset over a missed birthday party and demolishes a chocolate cake before he shows up late. She shows off some impressive oral work before the cake re-enters the picture and things get pretty messy. A good nasty scene, but not disgusting as is her norm.
Finally, Heather Hornay is interrupted reading romance novels and is happy to move to the real thing. Reminiscent of a young Trinity Loren (but with *way* better technique), this busty brunette enthusiastically shows off her deep-throating skills. A very nice finale.

Very nice. The video and audio is crisp and clean, the sets are rich and varied, the camerawork is impeccable. They use a lot of fade-cuts, but it's not very distracting. Usually the girls undress in stages this way so that the oral work isn't interrupted. A very nice package.

Damn hot, but I must admit I love the subject matter. This video is nothing but blowjobs, and nothing but good ones. Lots of deep throating, lots of wet and messy scenes, every shot is a facial. . . This is some of the best oral work I've seen in a while. I would love to see sequels with more actresses.

Alexandra Nice. . . absolutely gorgeous brunette (maybe dark red, couldn't tell in the light) and she does fantastic oral. I'm definitely looking for more of her work.

There's not a single thing I can point to that I disliked about this one.

This one scores a major 10. Be warned, there's nothing but blowjobs here. If you don't mind that, this is a truly amazing flick. This is how an all-oral tape should be put together. "Shut Up And Blow Me" is definitely going on my favorites shelf.

Posted By Kazmeyer, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM