Roger's Rating:

I've seen Tia Bella in a handful of movies over the past year and a half with greatly varied results. She always looks good and from time to time has really impressed me as a performer. It's always tough to pinpoint exactly what causes these up and down performances. Some stars just grow more energetic as their careers progress, others rely heavily on a good director to bring out the best in them. Regardless of the reasons, we're going to watch her in a Vivid feature about secrets and lies, or lies and secrets or some such thing.

As part of a bet, Hoboken Rose, (Tia) takes on the whole gang of street urchins. When she is in with what she thinks is the last guy, another comes along. JJ Michaels is in charge of the gang bang and lets the new guy have his shot. She enthusiastically lets him eat her pussy. (Dude, five of your drunken friends have just been in that snatch, and you're eating it like it's fucking cotton candy.) Tia sucks dick like a woman who could get this whole group off in a matter of minutes, but thankfully, she takes her time with this one. Her soft, sexy body works overtime fucking this final guy and she show some nice flexibility. He manages a rather big popshot on her cleavage and face. This opening scene isn't too bad. After getting what they want, the guys rip her off.

We follow Rose home and find out why she really did the bang. No, she isn't a big slut, well she is, but she is also taking care of her poor grandma. Grandma is concerned with her poor little Rose, asking her about school. We flash to locker room where a bunch of cheerleaders are having a good time talking about boys and getting naked. Rose enters and is subjected to their abuse. A catfight ensues between Tia and Sydnee Steele. When her friends are not around, Sydnee comes around, trying to comfort poor Rose and you know where this is going. Tia looks even better than usual when paired with a real zero charisma like Sydnee. This is your basic lesbian locker room scene on the bench with Sydnee sucking away at Tia. (Of course, you should be happy to be getting a girl this much prettier than you.) Very standard stuff, good only if you like g/g action.

Next, we flash forward and Rose is married to James Bonn. He works with JJ who is married to Sydnee. JJ is very worried that Tia will recognize him and spill the beans about the gang bang, ruining his marriage and getting him fired. To soothe his nerves he calls in his secretary, TJ Heart. TJ is a rather ordinary looking woman with a nice body. While he is confessing, she is getting naked and into her dominatrix get up. At home, Sydnee is also worried because Tia might spill the beans on their lesbian affair. Her old cheerleading buddies, Malitia and Ruby want the details of the old lesbian affair. They make her act it out and this leads to a 3 way dyke out. Ruby is the only one to really watch here and it's another g/g scene already so I'm pretty bored. Still, Ruby is mouthwatering and as always, great in her scene. Meanwhile, TJ is beating the crap out of JJ until he is finally ready to actually have sex. They have a lengthy exchange of oral. Intercutting scenes sucks big time, except that neither scene is all that special. TJ looks OK, but the scene is pretty ordinary. Malitia gets shaved and fucked with a dildo, but this too is ultimately forgettable. . TJ bets bent over the desk and takes a load on her tits.

Tia and Bonn prepare for a dinner party by getting naked. She tells him about her sexual experiences, the abbreviated version of course, but with lots of flashback blowjob scenes. She takes his cock in her mouth and really works it well. There is a lot of sexy talk and the cuts work pretty well, showing us Tia's greatest blowjob hits.Meanwhile, JJ and Sydnee are confessing to each other their past sins. We go back and forth between their dialog and the Bonn/Bella scene. The fucking with Tia is a little hard to follow since it's a bunch of scenes all strung together. While this is certainly interesting, and very well edited, it makes for a schizophrenic sex scene.

This movie doesn't suffer because of anything Tia Bella does or doesn't do. In fact, she is easily the most enjoyable thing in this DVD. Her opening sex scene is far and away the best. Even as an actress, Tia is a stand out here. She handles what little dialog she has quite well and her greatest hits montage at the end is also a nice piece of eye candy. Where this movie fails is at every other turn. Giving Sydnee Steele this much screen time is always a bad sign and Ruby is tragically underused. The final scene, while a nice piece of editing, lacks the heat that a normal scene might have brought. Watch it if you want to see Tia, but there really isn't much here.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM