The Philogynist's Rating:

Starring: Felecia, Inari Vachs, Melissa Hill, Tiffany Mynx, Alysin Chaynes, Randi Rage, Lisa Harper, Laurie Holmes (Misty Dawn). Very good cast as some of the top known lady lickers are on display and enjoying their day. Felecia's a reporter who discovers that a famed and recently deceased feminist director was a closet lesbian. Felecia's ex-publisher (and ex-lover) is Melissa Hill who tries to convince the reporter it is her duty to out the director (Inari Vachs). Felecia ends up viewing a lot of sexy, lez home videos. On a sidenote, I've read a few web-posted biographies of Felecia (who is supposedly married or has a steady fella) stating she is a true bisexual who loves men and women equally. Yeah, right. And I'm the illegally elected 14th and a half empreror of the United Provinces of the democratic republic of Western Cuba. On my mother's side. Not counting Muslim holidays. Starting in the year 2070. Is it so threatening to the collective male ego that a beautiful woman prefers fucking women? Do so many of them need to have the faintest glimmer of delusional hope that there's a one in a trillion chanve they could have sex with a woman before they can enjoy watching her and another luscious babe sensuously boff each other? I'd ask my own male ego for a definitive response, but the crybaby is pouting again. So screw him.

Above average. (I'd expound, but how long do you want this review to be?)

The sex was quite stimulating and more on the fun side of the scale. There was humping in a bubble bath, great Felecia sexing and an excellent threeway involving three blondes (including Inari and Tiffany). Tiffany's ass is playfully spanked and fully explored. There is an orgy and a Melissa Hill flashback to her halcyon days of having the lovely Felecia all to herself. Felecia's scene with Randi Rage is hampered by Randi's involvement. Randi reminds me of someone who could have played every role on "The Munsters", except for that the Marilyn. No offense seriously meant, But I'am not evely concerned about it one way or another.

Lesbian sex. Felecia's point of view prevaling. Lesbian sex. (Women are not only the ultimate works of art, but the creative forces who paint and sculpt them. ) Oh, and also really liked the lesbian sex.

The political debate regarding celebrity gays alleged responsibility to put their sexuality out on the record. I truly don't give a fat frog's ass (?) about this issue. I care about seeing gorgeous dolls loving gorgeous dolls. If I have any political or social commentary, I desire to crusade for, I'll go march on Washington. (The capital, not the dead guy with a false teeth. ) Add to that, the lighting was too dark at times. (Probably should have mentioned that in the question involving production values, huh?)

I judge this to probably be a 7. Therefore, I've giving it an official rating of 8. (It's my review, bite me. )

Posted By The Philogynist, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM