Wump's Rating:

Starring: Jonathan Morgan and Steven St. Croix - Well, let's give the boys a hand for trying to pull off Abbott and Costello Ron Jeremy - this is what he always wanted to . . . Burlesque, 50's type humor. Celeste- In the shape up or ship out, let's have her ship out. Randy Spears - At least he can act, but why didn't anyone tell him 'the beard's got to go'. Britt Morgan - Lovely. just lovely, just don't ask her to speak Woody Long - Somebody burn his SAG card. Mystica - MAKEUP! God guys, just because she screws-on-camera doesn't mean you have to give her scene. Sahara, T. T. Boy, Marc Wallace - average performances for above average stars

Sets and costumes were authentic. Make-up was poor- too may hair-nubbies, acne, greased up orifices, ( if the girls are dry, just use a small bit of K-Y jelly, not a whole glob). Lighting was poor to adequate - this was a period piece movie, that was dependent on authentic sound and lighting reminiscent of old movies made for a simpler time where humor was childish and simple. The background music was average to poor - I really can't believe anybody could get turned on watching a sex scene with bagpipe music as a background. The story line and plot were adequate.

On a scale from 1 to 10 - It's a quite a challenge to take a long drawn out 50's Abbott and Costello plot that was cut out for a simpler time with simple slapstick humor, and try to add sensual sex scenes and make it work. Humor and Sex are hard to mix, and this movie proves it. Couples watching this are probably bored by the second-rate 'yuks' and are also bored by the emotionless sex scenes that are interspersed to keep our attention.

Not a thing. The humor was tasteless and childish then, it hasn't changed. Childish humor and passionless sex make for a dull movie. The plot tried to catch the flavor of an old 50's movie, but even with fair acting, decent sets, and adequate actors the attempt was futile.
Timing - the plot took to long, and exposition was poor between scenes. Sex - the editing was average to poor - the actors needed to bathe, shave, cover up acne and skin disruptions with makeup. Keep the use of suppositories and dilapidories to their minimal use, absolutely disgusting use of creams and gels. Lighting and background music were average to poor.

5 - Couples will be bored with this. The plot is asinine and childish, 4th grade to 8th grade humor that will not hold our attention. The sex scenes are thrown in without being character-driven, and so the actors go through sex scenes without any eroticism. The lighting, sound, sets, costumes and acting are average.

Posted By Wump, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM