Stashmeister's Rating:

Starring: Julianne James (the brat), Hypatia Lee, and Barbara Dare are the female leads. Tom Byron is the one recognizable male. Julianne is very hot in all her scenes, especially the g/g scene with Hyapatia. Hyapatia is hot as always in her scenes. I'm not a big fan of Barbara Dare, but her g/g with Julianne is really pretty good.

Well done -- typical late-80s vivid work -- that is to say. The cuts during the Hyapatia's scene with Tom are cool, very much a "comic book" feel to it.

Very hot. Successfully manages to link a campy comic-book-parody plot to some hot sex scenes. . . Hyapatia as "Feline" plots to take over the world's fashion with. . . Polyesther. . .

Hyapatia! I have never seen a bad movie with her in it, she is just too hot. This is her in her post-boob-job days, and she sizzles. Her scene with Tom is awesome, and later her g/g with Julianne is amazing. . . .

The two long "orgy" scenes. . . well shot, but I prefer to take it one-coupling at a time. Still well done.

An 8. It's cheezy, but a lot of fun, and very hot.

Posted By Stashmeister, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM

The Philogynist's Rating:

Starring: Hyapatia Lee is perrrrrfect as the villainess, Feline. Julianne James is imminently watchable as Bratgirl, though her acting has obvious flaws. Barbara Dare is amusing as the ex-compatriot to Feline who tries to keep her more raunchy personality at bay around Bratgirl. Debi Diamond is eye candy and Tom Byron is unfunny and ANNOYING! I never understood his porn star status. (It's mostly Ginger Lynn's doing, but I refuse to blame the delectable Ginger for anything. ) Hyapatia and Julianne could do better than "The King of the Nerds" just by flipping through a damn phonebook. (Maybe they're just grateful he isn't the human furball known as Ron Jeremy. )

The costumes are a trashy delight and the occasional directing jumps give the film the necessary campy feeling. The script is rather funny at times and all the technical aspects are right on cue. Feline's cronies and their attire make them look like a S&M version of Eric von Zipper's gang.

The girl/girl scenes explode and are the true highlights. Hyapatia is expertly feral in all her scenes. The first orgy drags on some, but I recommend concentrating on Hyapatia and Julianne.

Barbara Dare's amusing revenge-minded and lust-filled role as Icewoman. Julianne's adorable and sexy portrayal of the lead. Hyapatia Lee, as any character, doing almost anything.

Tom Byron. Tom Byron. Tom Byron. And lest I forget, Tom "Thank God Ginger Liked Me" Byron. Add to that, I did not like seeing Tom Byron.

I give it an 8. Not enough dykeness for my tastes, but the female leads are awesome. The witty dialogue, agreeable sets and ribald costumes make it an entertaining bit of movie fluff. In closing, I'd like to thank Mr. Byron for choosing to take his career behind the camera. Bravo!

Posted By The Philogynist, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM