Roger's Rating:

Way back before every company in porn had their own Latin line, Mark “Archer” Kulkis started this series. He branched off from his first love, feet and gave us this line. There is still a lot of foot coverage of course, but we focus on some great bodies here. Since this movie is five years old a lot of you might not recognize all of the girls in the cast. Most of you should know who Dee is and if you don't, then you're in for a treat. A few of might remember Monique DeMoan and those of you watching her for the first time might just fall in love with this amazing woman. The others didn't leave much of a mark though Mariah certainly had some potential. Even most of the guys have managed to pass through the porn world.

Dee is up first and she gives a good interview. They start out talking about her Puerto Rican background, but have to focus a whole lot on questions about her feet. She rolls the dice and has to strip for the camera. It's always a good thing to watch Dee get naked and even with the camera obsessed with her feet, we get some good shots of her other hot parts. Continuing to the roll the dice, she wins fifty bucks and then has to talk dirty to the camera. Sadly that segment doesn't last very long because Rob dives right in and starts licking her juicy slit. She returns the favor, nursing his cock slowly to stiffness with that beautiful mouth. Some more eye contact would be helpful, but she is hot enough to make any blowjob work. Eventually she gets all the way up and we get to enjoy her sucking for several minutes before he fucks her. (Something we don't often get in Kick Ass movies these days.) He starts out behind her and there are some seriously questionable angles of this action for a while. Eventually they settle in for some very hot reverse cowgirl. Dee works her hips and shows off both her body and her sexual energy while squat fucking Rob. When they roll over into mish, he hooks one leg over her shoulder and bangs away. Both Rob and Dee seem a little lackluster in this scene and as she jerks him off onto her face, Dee just doesn't act like she's all that into it. She finally gives up and he finishes by stroking into her mouth. I love Dee, but this is not one of her better scenes.

Mariah is a Sicilian hottie who never really lived up to her amazing potential. Before she plays the game, she takes off all of her clothes. After telling us that she doesn't masturbate at home it shouldn't be a shock to see her deliver a rather dull bit of self stroking. Next is a dildo blowjob that is kind of sexy though she outlines all of the things she doesn't like. Her punishment is the be cuffed and whipped lightly. The whole thing makes her laugh hysterically which is somehow sexier than seeing her actually punished. Mariah gets down on her knees and starts sucking. I don't know who the guy is, but he has a long thin cock that seems to fit quite well in her mouth. This is good footage, but without eye contact, we end up with a whole lot of profile shots. When he goes down on her and starts fucking that pussy, Mariah lies back and behaves a bit like a pillow queen. That was always the knock on her and unfortunately, she just never fucked with the kind of energy that could have made her a much bigger star. After a long vag piledrier he even tries slipping his dick into her ass. It only goes in a few inches and she seems less than thrilled about it. They even let us know that anal isn't working and move back to vag. She seems happier in reverse cowgirl anyway so the action improves when they give up on the A. Of course the action just ends with no pop so I don't know what happened there.

Frankie LaRue is a big step down in terms of looks, but maybe she can show more heat than Mariah. She does have some big tits and pretty eyes I guess, but I'm just not really feeling anything as she oils up her body and waits to be fucked. She has to do a blowjob on the dildo and seems to be OK with her tongue. She starts sucking the guy's cock and just isn't producing any heat at all. He moves from behind and pumps away on her pussy in doggy, but even the picture quality is bad on this scene. The shots are washed out, but that distracts us a bit from the fact that the action is pretty dismal. Any time the performers look bored you know one of two things is going on. Either it's a bad scene or you're watching a Vivid movie. (Kidding, jeez, relax.) This is a really good time to go make yourself a sandwich because there is literally nothing good here. (Unless you happen to really dig gape shots because there are a few of those during the otherwise forgettable anal.) She finally takes the load on her face and we can move on to the next girl.

Destiny is a Mexican/American Indian mix who seems to be unsure about her age. She's not a pro, but has taken the day off from her retail job to fuck her real-life boyfriend for us. They play a little Q & A game while she oils up. He loses and has to go down on her. (Aw darn) The action starts off very slowly, but she is really having a good time. This girl is pretty cute, but sucks his dick for about ten seconds before getting on top for a decent fuck. The whole scene starts to feel and sound like an amateur movie though. It's hard to imagine just how far Kick Ass has come, but this one really reminds us that things have gotten much better. Destiny is cute though so if you don't mind a slightly rough around the edges scene then you're going to get plenty of footage of her sexy little ass and of course her feet. He barely manages to pull out in time to shoot into her mouth, but Destiny takes it like a champ and then dribbles the huge load out for us to see.

After a couple of down scenes we get to watch Monique DeMoan in the finale. She's the reason I kept this movie for all these years and is still one of my personal faves. She stands and strips for us while Brandon Iron waits for his chance to play. We watch as she masturbates, wins fifty bucks and then oils up her perky titties. Since Brandon digs feet so much it is no shock at all to see her start with a footjob and then shove her toes into his mouth. Of course the real fun comes when she gets her mouth to work on his big cock. Monique is a great looking woman who looks like she really loves what she's doing. She can't take it all the way, but she does what she can and gives us some fantastic looking oral footage. He moves around behind her where the camera can stay on her feet and his cock can slide slowly into her slit. There are some good leg shots as they roll into mish and he pushes her feet back up towards her head. She is also in the perfect position for some good deep strokes into her tight little ass. He goes slowly for a while but then rolls her into piledriver where she gets to feel every inch. This is by far the best scene in the movie. Monique looks great and the sexual energy blows away anything else we saw along the way. To thank her for her great effort, Brandon leaves a big load right on her pretty face and sends everyone away happy.

There are a couple of good scenes here, but the overall action is a bit flat. Monique's anal scene is worth sticking around for. Any time we get to go back and watch her do something good, it's a lot of fun. Dee looks great, sucks a mean dick, but she and Rob are really reserved in this scene so it's a bit of a disappointment. Destiny and Mariah are good looking, but neither of them really turns the heat up very high. If you like the foot play that is usually featured in Kick Ass movies then you'll get a bit more to enjoy. On the other hand, the Spanish appeal is minimal here. This is a series that has grown better with time so watch this only if you want to take a peek at some hotties from the past.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM

mustangm's Rating:

Starring: Chica Boom #2 starred Dee, Mariah, Frankie La Rue, Destiny, and Monique De Moan. Each one of their performances were very good. Each of them got to tell a little bit about their latin backgrounds as well as what they like and don't like sexually as they were getting ready to play the dice games. Dee along with her husband Rob did an especially good job as did Destiny and her boyfriend Lance.

There were no sets used which was good to see. Each setting had it's own uniqueness to it. The editing was also very good. Overall the flow of the movie was pretty goo.

The movie had some very good erotic moments. When Dee and her husband got the movie started, they showed that they don't have too many inhibitions. Frankie La Rue really showed that she's really into passion. She loves to kiss during sex and she puts her whole body into it not to mention she's really into anal sex. Destiny & Lance had a pretty good scene. Even though they've been together for some time, didn't appear to be too much passion involved. Mariah & Dehon had a good scene. She great at giving and receing oral sex. They tried an anal scene but it didn't work. Monique De Moan & Brandon Iron had a good scene to end the movie. She seemed to enjoy using her feet on Brandon's dick. They did have a problem though when the dice got stuck in her butthole though.

The scene with Dee and her husband was great. No talking was needed nor was the dice. They knew what each other wanted and needed. She has got to have the most beautiful skin tone I've ever seen not to mention her pretty feet. Frankie La Rue's scene was outstanding. She loves passion. As I stated above she loves kissing during sex. She also likes anal sex and does not appear to be in too much pain when she does it. I also like the blooper/behind the scenes at the end of the dvd. Good for laughs and you get a chance to see what we might have missed.

Well the not completed anal scene with Mariah & Dehon. If there was a problem with her doing anal sex, they should have deleted the scene all together. Monique De Moan getting the dice stuck in her butthole was not good either. I hope in the future they will re-think doing something like that. I think there could have been a couple of 69's in this movie especially since Dee & Rob are married and Destiny & Lance have been together for a number of years.

Overall this dvd (movie) was great. We got to find out about each of their latin backgrounds, age, likes and dislikes. Frankie La Rue has a good future in this industry should she decide to stay in it. Dee is a queen and all I can say to her husband is you're a lucky man. . I give this dvd a 9.

Posted By mustangm, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM