Roger's Rating:

The Mark Wood/Brandon Iron teen audition line may be on its third home in a year, but it seems to be going strong. Volume one of Try A Teen was pretty impressive and the cast for volume two looks to be even fresher. One thing I've noticed is that the girls who get to fuck Brandon seem to give better scenes than those who fuck Wood. Maybe Brandon just picks the cream of the crop, but maybe there is something else going on that only the talent knows for sure.

Meriesa is sexy looking Latina with great skin, but some really bit tats across her back. Mark shows up to deliver a couple of chairs. Flimsy story excuse aside, he goes right after her firm young tits. She's supposed to be new in town, but apparently Meriesa has sucked more than her share of dick back home. When he's had enough, Mark positions Meriesa on the floor with her round ass high in the air for easy entry. When it's not enough to fuck a pretty girl, Mark needs to choke her as well. (Hey whatever keeps your dick hard.) After a fairly vocal ride on his log, Mariesa shows some good flexibility by standing on one leg, supporting her weight with one hand on the floor as Mark pounds away. He holds her head in place as he tries to shoot on her face. They bitched about her dodging cum in the opening, but she sucks his rod clean, maybe she just wants a dude with better aim.

Sheila is pretty cute Euro babe who Brandon wants to ruin. His cock is already rock hard when he pulls it out of his pants and shoves it into her mouth. I still prefer watching girls sucking dick to seeing dudes shove their rods into mouths, but I suppose there has to be something for everyone. The visuals get much better when she parts her thighs and takes a ride. Brandon has a big cock and he just starts ripping into Sheila's pussy, making her moan and stuffing her muffin with great intensity. He pulls her open to show that gaping hole. (Does anyone find this remotely appealing?) To give her pussy a rest, he moves his cock back to her mouth and let's the nasty little Euro taste her own cream. Her reward for getting fucked silly is a huge load all over her cute face.

Teena is by far the cutest of the girls so far and she doesn't have to suffer through any interview. Instead, we join a blowjob already in progress. I don't know how the guy got to fuck this little cutie, but it's clear from his raging hard on that he really appreciates what she can with her mouth. For some reason the camera work is a little off in this scene, capturing the action from odd angles as she rides his dick. As cute as Teena is, this scene just isn't as hot as it should be. Not bad to look at, but the heat is way down in this one. Even as she takes a closed mouth facial I am wondering what she might look like in a better scene.

Mark Wood is back, this time struggling to get it up inside of Kami's teen mouth. As soon as he stiffens, she is bent over on the bed and taking his cock in her snug little slit. This dirty blonde has pretty nice legs, a natural body and a co-ed next door face. Add to that a willingness to take dick in her ass, and you have a pretty good total porn package. Before her pooper gets plugged we are treated to the lovely sight of her smooth thighs parted as she rides reverse cowgirl. A little A2M and a load dribbled towards her mouth and Kami has passed her Teen Test with flying colors. For good measure, Brandon adds his load so we can actually see some spooge on that innocent face.

Brandon is out on a first date with hot redhead Deville. He pulls over and decides that half a date is long enough to wait. When she refuses to even suck his cock, Brandon kicks her out. Check out the footage of the car pulling up beside her. The numbnuts behind the camera, who shall remain nameless, didn't pay much attention so his big dopey shadow is stretched across the shot. They find a place in the bushes and he abuses her mouth. Deville is fairly cute, but she is about as into this scene as a chick working the drive through widow at an all night burger joint. He stands her up and pounds her from behind, getting a good grip on her big round ass and slamming away. Her lower body is definitely a little thick, but Brandon is trying to fuck a few thousand calories out of her. As a topper to this forgettable scene, she nearly pukes when he shoots in her mouth.

I kind of liked the first Try A Teen movie, but this one is a step in the wrong direction. I give them points for bringing some babes who aren't over exposed. Of course, some of them probably shouldn't be in porn at all, but that's another story. Brandon gives the girls his Max Jr. treatment which may appeal to some people but just makes me shake my head and wonder. Deville gets the worst of it and I'm just thankful that she really isn't much to look at so it's not a big loss. Kami is all right, but nothing special, Teena is cute but seems bored, Meriesa is an appealing Latina who looks like she can't to run away from creepy Mark Wood, leaving Sheila as probably the best teen in a pretty bad lot. Don't get me wrong, Brandon can make some good stroke flicks, this just isn't one of them.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM